Post by Deets on Dec 8, 2005 20:56:12 GMT -5
ok Im gonna discuss useful nfl stuff here such as the current powers rankings according to me! Ill put some comments to make it interesting with a pro-fins twist!
Week 13 edition
1. Indianapolis Colts 12-0....No brainer here sadly, they look pretty damn perfect. Jacksonville and Seattle are the only hope for the boys of 72
2. Carolina Panthers 9-3......Since we pwned their asses back in week 3, they have played extremely well with one of the best passing attacks in the league thanks to Steve Smith. Last week they showed a running game too!
3. Seattle Seahawks 10-2.....Yea they have the best offense in the NFL right now and havent lost in quite a while, but they only beat the Giants by luck and Philly was a shell of its former self.
4. Cinncinati Bengals 9-3.....Some inconsistancy this year, expecially on defense. Reminds me of the Colts of last year. Big win at Pittsburgh gives em this boost.
5. Denver Broncos 9-3....Anouther team we pwned early in the year that is turning out to be better then expected. Great defense this year (who knew Browns D linemen would be decent).
6. San Diego Chargers 8-4.....Hmmm, defense is playing very good, coming off a dominating win and LT is the new Marshall Faulk. Too bad for them their facing Miami so they can kiss this spot goodbye
7. Chicago Bears 9-3.......Rookie QB, check! Great Defense, Check! Strong Running Game, Check! Big win streak, Check! wow we have a remake of last years Steelers. Will put up a big record but choke in the playoffs.
8. Kansas City Chiefs 8-4.......Played well this week and kicked the Patriots asses two weeks ago ;D, still they are playing in the NFL's toughest division.
9. New York Giants 8-4.....Well Eli Manning has come on strong and if not for a kicker they would be 9-3. One of the most talented offenses in football that makes the most mistakes. Look for them to possibly represent the NFC in the super bowl.
10. Pittsburgh Steelers 7-5......Tough schedule and inconsistancy at RB has hurt them. Pitt always plays strong down the strech so expect them to steal a wild card spot.
11. Atlanta Falcons 7-5.....A tough week last week but Carolina is a strong team. Playing in the second strongest division will help them if they can snag a spot in the playoffs.
12. Minnesota Vikings 7-5......WTF did they come from?!?!? it feels like only a week ago they were involved in some big awful scandal and now this. Well props to them but coming from one of the NFL's worst divisions they wont go far.
13. New England Patriots 7-5.....Overrated, teh suxxor, beating the jets was a given. Expect an angry Buffalo to whomp them next week!
14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-5....They play in a tough division but Williams doesnt seem ready to lead them yet. Team seems to be struggling and expect them to miss the playoffs.
15. Jacksonville Jaguars 8-3....Yea they have a good record but they dont play anyone of consequence in their division except the Colts who kicked their asses. Perpetually overrated and now missing their QB.
16. Miami Dolphins 5-7.....Sure there are teams with better records, but teh phins are on a rampage. Expect them to be beating down the Patriots for the division sooner then you think.
17. Dallas Cowboys 7-5......After they lost to the Giants they lost their momentum. Expect slide to continue to a 9-7 record and playoff miss.
18. Washington Redskins 6-6......Started with a great offense, now falling as fast as Dallas. No playoffs this year.
19. Cleveland Browns 4-8......Now I said one time that if there was any team I considered helpless, it was the Browns. It goes to show that even the best of us eat our words sometimes. Next year they will be a threat.
20. St. Louis Rams 5-7....No Marc Bulger, Perpetually overrated, going nowhere. Expect to finish about 6-10 kiddos.
21. Buffalo Bills 4-8.....oooh this n00b got PWNED. two humiliating defeats in a row has to sting. Hopefully they will take out their anger on the Patriots since they can be nasty at home.
22. Oakland Raiders 4-8.......Ok they have the best Recieving core in football, but they just dont use it. This offense should be putting up tons of points every game and letting the defense lose it for them. Still they play in the strongest division in football.
23. Arizona Cardinals 4-8.......Hmmm their WRs are finally playing up to potential, good for them. Still dont expect any better then 7-9.
24. Baltimore Ravens 4-8....If they defense isnt playing well then you know theres a problem. I like this crappyness as an I told you so.
25. Philidelphia Eagles 5-7.....How the mighty have fallen! 5-7 isnt hopeless, UNLESS your missing your QB, RB and #1 WR. oh well they can be much better then this, just not this year. Expect them to get a good WR in FA and draft an impact player on defense and be back to their normal ways next year.
26. Tennesse Titans 3-9.....Wow they suck! not much else to say really. Only getting wins against teams like the Texans. Still you have to feel sorry for Steve McNair.
27. New Orleans Saints 3-9.....They are just one of those teams that centered around one good player on offense and he's on the IR. maybe if they had a QB they could win games (I hope they dont take Leinart)
28. New York Jets 2-10.....Sure they suck. But they at least play some strong teams......too bad these fools couldnt beat the patsies for us......
29. Detroit Lions 4-8.....Just plain ugly. Such good draft picks gone to waste. I dont even want to look at them. If there are any Lions fans reading this: YOUR TEAM IS HOPELESS.
30. Green Bay Packers 2-10.....Poor Brett Farve.
31. San Francisco 49ers 2-10.....Yea I know you bastards want Reggie Bush to go with your Alex Smith.
32. Houston Texans 1-11.....At the beginning of the year I considered them a wild card chance, but it goes to show the power of a good o-line. They did lose alot of close ones though......
Week 13 edition
1. Indianapolis Colts 12-0....No brainer here sadly, they look pretty damn perfect. Jacksonville and Seattle are the only hope for the boys of 72
2. Carolina Panthers 9-3......Since we pwned their asses back in week 3, they have played extremely well with one of the best passing attacks in the league thanks to Steve Smith. Last week they showed a running game too!
3. Seattle Seahawks 10-2.....Yea they have the best offense in the NFL right now and havent lost in quite a while, but they only beat the Giants by luck and Philly was a shell of its former self.
4. Cinncinati Bengals 9-3.....Some inconsistancy this year, expecially on defense. Reminds me of the Colts of last year. Big win at Pittsburgh gives em this boost.
5. Denver Broncos 9-3....Anouther team we pwned early in the year that is turning out to be better then expected. Great defense this year (who knew Browns D linemen would be decent).
6. San Diego Chargers 8-4.....Hmmm, defense is playing very good, coming off a dominating win and LT is the new Marshall Faulk. Too bad for them their facing Miami so they can kiss this spot goodbye
7. Chicago Bears 9-3.......Rookie QB, check! Great Defense, Check! Strong Running Game, Check! Big win streak, Check! wow we have a remake of last years Steelers. Will put up a big record but choke in the playoffs.
8. Kansas City Chiefs 8-4.......Played well this week and kicked the Patriots asses two weeks ago ;D, still they are playing in the NFL's toughest division.
9. New York Giants 8-4.....Well Eli Manning has come on strong and if not for a kicker they would be 9-3. One of the most talented offenses in football that makes the most mistakes. Look for them to possibly represent the NFC in the super bowl.
10. Pittsburgh Steelers 7-5......Tough schedule and inconsistancy at RB has hurt them. Pitt always plays strong down the strech so expect them to steal a wild card spot.
11. Atlanta Falcons 7-5.....A tough week last week but Carolina is a strong team. Playing in the second strongest division will help them if they can snag a spot in the playoffs.
12. Minnesota Vikings 7-5......WTF did they come from?!?!? it feels like only a week ago they were involved in some big awful scandal and now this. Well props to them but coming from one of the NFL's worst divisions they wont go far.
13. New England Patriots 7-5.....Overrated, teh suxxor, beating the jets was a given. Expect an angry Buffalo to whomp them next week!
14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 7-5....They play in a tough division but Williams doesnt seem ready to lead them yet. Team seems to be struggling and expect them to miss the playoffs.
15. Jacksonville Jaguars 8-3....Yea they have a good record but they dont play anyone of consequence in their division except the Colts who kicked their asses. Perpetually overrated and now missing their QB.
16. Miami Dolphins 5-7.....Sure there are teams with better records, but teh phins are on a rampage. Expect them to be beating down the Patriots for the division sooner then you think.
17. Dallas Cowboys 7-5......After they lost to the Giants they lost their momentum. Expect slide to continue to a 9-7 record and playoff miss.
18. Washington Redskins 6-6......Started with a great offense, now falling as fast as Dallas. No playoffs this year.
19. Cleveland Browns 4-8......Now I said one time that if there was any team I considered helpless, it was the Browns. It goes to show that even the best of us eat our words sometimes. Next year they will be a threat.
20. St. Louis Rams 5-7....No Marc Bulger, Perpetually overrated, going nowhere. Expect to finish about 6-10 kiddos.
21. Buffalo Bills 4-8.....oooh this n00b got PWNED. two humiliating defeats in a row has to sting. Hopefully they will take out their anger on the Patriots since they can be nasty at home.
22. Oakland Raiders 4-8.......Ok they have the best Recieving core in football, but they just dont use it. This offense should be putting up tons of points every game and letting the defense lose it for them. Still they play in the strongest division in football.
23. Arizona Cardinals 4-8.......Hmmm their WRs are finally playing up to potential, good for them. Still dont expect any better then 7-9.
24. Baltimore Ravens 4-8....If they defense isnt playing well then you know theres a problem. I like this crappyness as an I told you so.
25. Philidelphia Eagles 5-7.....How the mighty have fallen! 5-7 isnt hopeless, UNLESS your missing your QB, RB and #1 WR. oh well they can be much better then this, just not this year. Expect them to get a good WR in FA and draft an impact player on defense and be back to their normal ways next year.
26. Tennesse Titans 3-9.....Wow they suck! not much else to say really. Only getting wins against teams like the Texans. Still you have to feel sorry for Steve McNair.
27. New Orleans Saints 3-9.....They are just one of those teams that centered around one good player on offense and he's on the IR. maybe if they had a QB they could win games (I hope they dont take Leinart)
28. New York Jets 2-10.....Sure they suck. But they at least play some strong teams......too bad these fools couldnt beat the patsies for us......
29. Detroit Lions 4-8.....Just plain ugly. Such good draft picks gone to waste. I dont even want to look at them. If there are any Lions fans reading this: YOUR TEAM IS HOPELESS.
30. Green Bay Packers 2-10.....Poor Brett Farve.
31. San Francisco 49ers 2-10.....Yea I know you bastards want Reggie Bush to go with your Alex Smith.
32. Houston Texans 1-11.....At the beginning of the year I considered them a wild card chance, but it goes to show the power of a good o-line. They did lose alot of close ones though......
